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toi. wo. me.



name nguyen will
sex it's been a while...


infatuations

  • yale
  • bartenders at south beach
  • sex
  • lots of sex
  • having sex
  • not being without sex
  • making love
  • fucking.
  • food
  • eating food
  • the color red
  • orchids
  • daffodils
  • dancing to good music
  • dancing like no one's looking
  • making faces at myself in the mirror
  • kites
  • haribo gummi bears
  • trolli bright crawlers
  • trolli peachi-o's
  • going to bed knowing that you could sleep in for as long as you like
  • hurricanes
  • tornadoes
  • storm chasing
  • wearing as little clothes as possible
  • any type of berry
  • family guy
  • simpsons
  • being blunt
  • persimmons
  • queer as folk
  • antijokes
  • new york city
  • frappachinos (the bottled kind)
  • tapioca drinks/bubble tea
  • a-pop
  • 80s musik
  • trance
  • good dance musik
  • classical musik
  • speaking vietnamese
  • making fun of the northern viet accent
  • mtv shows (bc the people on the shows r ridiculously retarded)
  • saying "FAAAACK BUSH!"
  • sex in the city
  • reciting family guy quotes
  • screaming random sexual terms in public to watch people's reactions
  • people-watching
  • dim sum
  • pho
  • banh cuon thit cha lua
  • being back in houston
  • dancing drunkenly in gay clubs
  • responsibility (hah!)
  • realizing im still immature in some aspects
  • self-analyzation
  • being true to myself
  • analyzing others
  • emotions
  • the beach
  • watching waves on the beach
  • dreaming of building a glass house (or at least a house with large windows)
  • waking up to sunlight shining on my face
  • pinching asses at the club and then, when the person turns around, pretending it wasn't me
  • reading on the crapper
  • clean bathrooms
  • being ocd about staying germ-free
  • jokes so stupid that they make you laugh anyway
  • laughing so hard that you cry and ur stomach hurts
  • idle time with friends spent talking about the randomest shit
  • summer nights swinging at the park at 2 in the morning
  • eating meals with people you love
  • being comfortable enough with someone where you can fart and it wouldn't be awkward
  • buying gifts for people and seeing the looks on their faces
  • holding hands
  • playing songs on repeat
  • falling asleep to musik
  • wallowing in emotions, good or bad (bc it makes me feel alive)
  • being free to do whatever i want
  • the urban life
  • seeing people get what they deserve
  • randomness
  • spontaneity
  • spirals
  • circles
  • watching the eye of a hurricane form on satellite imagery
  • song lyrics that speak to me
  • believing in ghosts and aliens (the universe is too goddamn big for us to be alone)
  • melodies that make me happy just by listening to them
  • butterflies
  • the feeling you get when ur expecting something in the mail and it finally arrives!
  • the weather channel
  • wtfpeople.com
  • playing with fire (literally...im a pyromaniac)
  • playing with fire (figuratively...life's more exciting that way)
  • burning ants with a magnifying glass on a hot summer day
  • drinking a nice glass of OJ or mr pibb first thing in the morning when i wake up (trust me. its the best tasting shit ever)
  • not brushing my teeth until after my first meal (regardless of the time of day)
  • brushing in the shower
  • speaking my mind...but never if it hurts someone's feelings...unless they reeeeally push me.
  • masturbating at least once a day (it's healthy for you)
  • eating raw meats (the redder the better)
  • sushiiii!
  • falling head over heels for someone who falls head over heels for you
  • waking up next to someone you really care about
  • cheongsams/qipaos
  • ao dai's
  • the gamelan (indonesian instrument)
  • curve for men
  • acqua di gio
  • how a smell can bring back memories of certain events or people
  • not taking life too seriously bc its finite
  • realizing that the life of this planet, the life of the sun, and even the life of universe is finite
  • having as much fun as possible with the life I was given
  • not doing my homework
  • not doing anything that makes me feel miserable
  • aspiring to be a weatherman on tv
  • being under a severe weather watch/warning
  • storms
  • a green sky
  • a purple sky
  • hail
  • watching trees sway in the wind
  • the philosophy of the boondock saints
  • wearing cute outfits
  • flare jeans
  • anything pinstripe
  • captain planet
  • the sailor senshi
  • scary movies
  • comedies
  • romantic movies
  • romantic comedies
  • being self-sufficient
  • being independent
  • treating people to meals
  • building houses in the sims
  • clean laundry
  • antibacterial wipes/soaps
  • putting self-righteous people in their place
  • the(romantic)chase
  • hermann park
  • the last 4 days of summer before i got to yale
  • getting my prostate massaged
  • pleasure of any kind
  • satisfaction
  • cosmology
  • being a bonafide scorpio
  • earning someone's trust and/or respect
  • being vindictive
  • exploring someone's body with my mouth
  • the feeling of butterflies in your stomach
  • sitting in the driver's seat
  • my mom
  • Vietnamese language
  • Mandarin language
  • talking any anything and everything, no holds barred
  • working out
  • im'ing on aim
  • east asian history (especially China and Vietnam)
  • im'ing on aim
  • facebook
  • flirting with both sexes
  • condemning religion but not spirituality
  • the smell outside after it just rained
  • the scent of a man's flesh
  • getting even
  • having no shame
  • astronomy
  • being a tease
  • playing hard-to-get
  • rooting for the underdog
  • embracing my inner child
  • using the word 'faggot' or 'queer' for the sake of ironic humor
  • keeping an open mind
  • keeping dark secrets
  • never trusting someone TOO much
  • wishing i had a better father
  • the feeling of lying down on freshly cut grass
  • looking at the constellations
  • wishing i knew what the milky way looked like from another galaxy
  • wishing i could travel to another galaxy (andromeda first!)
  • having frequent dreams of aliens abducting me and me always asking them to take me to their home galaxy
  • the smell of gasoline
  • the smell of semen (HEY! fuck u. don't judge.)
  • looking into someone's eyes and knowing that they love you just as much as you love them
  • spooning
  • cuddling
  • a good set of pecs
  • a muscular back
  • a bubble butt
  • having a man's weight on top of me
  • the look on someone's face when you're making out with them and u pull back and open your eyes and see that they still have their eyes closed and their mouth still slightly open
  • fellatio
  • getting rimmed
  • making people uncomfortable with blatant talk of sex
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    Sunday, February 05, 2006
    christian freakout bitch on trading spouses...best shit ever.

    (i know this shit's relatively old but i saw a repost of it on a website and i couldnt stop laughing, so here she is in her full glory)




    *"She's not a christiaaaahhhhhhnn-aaahh!"
    "She's tamperin' in dark-sided stuff!" ("She's tamperin' in dork-sided stuff"!)
    "The entire house... is dark-sided!" (Referring to Jeanne's House)
    "She is darksided too-aaahhh!"
    "I want no money. I want nothing. I want my God and I want my family..."
    "Gargoyles! Psychics!" ("Gorgyles! Slykicks!")
    "Everything's ungodly! Dark-sided!"
    "I'm a God warrior!"
    "Get the hell out of my house!! In Jesus' name I pray!" (Yelled at Fox camera crew)
    "...Because I was leavin', I was leavin', I took the ear sets off and said fry--FLY me home."
    "We had a party, a Solstice party!?" (Pronounced SOLSTICE without the s at the end making it "SOLSTICK")
    "Yes, because it's only about the moon and thae gods and the this, and the that!"
    (Daughter Speaking) "Jeanie was not like that" (Marguerite) "HER NAME IS JADE, I went to her station, I went to her station"
    "Her kids don't go to church or believe in God!"
    "You did come to ma' mind"
    Marguerite: Tarot cards and astrology, and witch books, and, and..."
    Daughter: "We had none of that here"
    Marguerite: "...you know why? 'Cause I'm the warrior: I ask ALL the questions."
    "Take ya' money, take whatever ya' got and get out of my house, in jesus name...IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!"
    "I speak that into existence, every one of them. I've planted that seed and I will see the harvest!"
    "Every dark-sided person get out of my house. If you believe in Jesus you can stay here. Don't... stay in my house, if you're dark-sided."
    "I rebuke it in the name of the Lord!"
    "I'm the one that's the warrior. Why can't you be the warrior?"
    (Makes hand motions forming a star and being sarcastic) "Then they had this, this wonderful star thing, okay?"
    "And theres BUDDAH and the BUDDAH FLAG!"
    "I was thrown in the pits, THROWN IN THE PITS!"
    " Your couldn't even walk up the front door without the Buddah flag..."
    "Mother of God, I felt dark."



    wiLLay [ 2:55 AM ]

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