Fuckin'

toi. wo. me.

name nguyen will
sex it's been a while...

infatuations

yale

bartenders at south beach

sex

lots of sex

having sex

not being without sex

making love

fucking.

food

eating food

the color red

orchids

daffodils

dancing to good music

dancing like no one's looking

making faces at myself in the mirror

kites

haribo gummi bears

trolli bright crawlers

trolli peachi-o's

going to bed knowing that you could sleep in for as long as you like

hurricanes

tornadoes

storm chasing

wearing as little clothes as possible

any type of berry

family guy

simpsons

being blunt

persimmons

queer as folk

antijokes

new york city

frappachinos (the bottled kind)

tapioca drinks/bubble tea

a-pop

80s musik

trance

good dance musik

classical musik

speaking vietnamese

making fun of the northern viet accent

mtv shows (bc the people on the shows r ridiculously retarded)

saying "FAAAACK BUSH!"

sex in the city

reciting family guy quotes

screaming random sexual terms in public to watch people's reactions

people-watching

dim sum

pho

banh cuon thit cha lua

being back in houston

dancing drunkenly in gay clubs

responsibility (hah!)

realizing im still immature in some aspects

self-analyzation

being true to myself

analyzing others

emotions

the beach

watching waves on the beach

dreaming of building a glass house (or at least a house with large windows)

waking up to sunlight shining on my face

pinching asses at the club and then, when the person turns around, pretending it wasn't me

reading on the crapper

clean bathrooms

being ocd about staying germ-free

jokes so stupid that they make you laugh anyway

laughing so hard that you cry and ur stomach hurts

idle time with friends spent talking about the randomest shit

summer nights swinging at the park at 2 in the morning

eating meals with people you love

being comfortable enough with someone where you can fart and it wouldn't be awkward

buying gifts for people and seeing the looks on their faces

holding hands

playing songs on repeat

falling asleep to musik

wallowing in emotions, good or bad (bc it makes me feel alive)

being free to do whatever i want

the urban life

seeing people get what they deserve

randomness

spontaneity

spirals

circles

watching the eye of a hurricane form on satellite imagery

song lyrics that speak to me

believing in ghosts and aliens (the universe is too goddamn big for us to be alone)

melodies that make me happy just by listening to them

butterflies

the feeling you get when ur expecting something in the mail and it finally arrives!

the weather channel

wtfpeople.com

playing with fire (literally...im a pyromaniac)

playing with fire (figuratively...life's more exciting that way)

burning ants with a magnifying glass on a hot summer day

drinking a nice glass of OJ or mr pibb first thing in the morning when i wake up (trust me. its the best tasting shit ever)

not brushing my teeth until after my first meal (regardless of the time of day)

brushing in the shower

speaking my mind...but never if it hurts someone's feelings...unless they reeeeally push me.

masturbating at least once a day (it's healthy for you)

eating raw meats (the redder the better)

sushiiii!

falling head over heels for someone who falls head over heels for you

waking up next to someone you really care about

cheongsams/qipaos

ao dai's

the gamelan (indonesian instrument)

curve for men

acqua di gio

how a smell can bring back memories of certain events or people

not taking life too seriously bc its finite

realizing that the life of this planet, the life of the sun, and even the life of universe is finite

having as much fun as possible with the life I was given

not doing my homework

not doing anything that makes me feel miserable

aspiring to be a weatherman on tv

being under a severe weather watch/warning

storms

a green sky

a purple sky

hail

watching trees sway in the wind

the philosophy of the boondock saints

wearing cute outfits

flare jeans

anything pinstripe

captain planet

the sailor senshi

scary movies

comedies

romantic movies

romantic comedies

being self-sufficient

being independent

treating people to meals

building houses in the sims

clean laundry

antibacterial wipes/soaps

putting self-righteous people in their place

the(romantic)chase

hermann park

the last 4 days of summer before i got to yale

getting my prostate massaged

pleasure of any kind

satisfaction

cosmology

being a bonafide scorpio

earning someone's trust and/or respect

being vindictive

exploring someone's body with my mouth

the feeling of butterflies in your stomach

sitting in the driver's seat

my mom

Vietnamese language

Mandarin language

talking any anything and everything, no holds barred

working out

im'ing on aim

east asian history (especially China and Vietnam)

im'ing on aim

facebook

flirting with both sexes

condemning religion but not spirituality

the smell outside after it just rained

the scent of a man's flesh

getting even

having no shame

astronomy

being a tease

playing hard-to-get

rooting for the underdog

embracing my inner child

using the word 'faggot' or 'queer' for the sake of ironic humor

keeping an open mind

keeping dark secrets

never trusting someone TOO much

wishing i had a better father

the feeling of lying down on freshly cut grass

looking at the constellations

wishing i knew what the milky way looked like from another galaxy

wishing i could travel to another galaxy (andromeda first!)

having frequent dreams of aliens abducting me and me always asking them to take me to their home galaxy

the smell of gasoline

the smell of semen (HEY! fuck u. don't judge.)

looking into someone's eyes and knowing that they love you just as much as you love them

spooning

cuddling

a good set of pecs

a muscular back

a bubble butt

having a man's weight on top of me

the look on someone's face when you're making out with them and u pull back and open your eyes and see that they still have their eyes closed and their mouth still slightly open

fellatio

getting rimmed

making people uncomfortable with blatant talk of sex

Friday, October 14, 2005

My life didn't flash before my eyes.

So yesterday i almost died. seriously. like i was walking up science hill and as i was crossing the street to go up to s.o.m. a car was literally 2 inches away from colliding with me. the light was red when i crossed the street so i had the right of way but apparently it mustve changed to green when i was in the middle of the street cuz as i was walking, i noticed a car barrelling towards me. i didnt think too much of it and jus kept my pace bc i figured itd slow down for a PEDESTRIAN. but he didnt....until he was ABOUT TO FUCKING HIT ME. he slammed on the brakes and skidded in the rain, stopping about 2 inches away from me. by then i had started power walking to the other side. lol. i didnt run. i power walked. i dont know what the hell wuz wrong with me. i guess i was still in shock that this fucking buffoon didnt slow down for someone crossing the street. i turned around in time to see the driver throw up his hands and punch the steering wheel...fucking idiot. so then i went about my way and walked up to s.o.m... bc well... i was hungry.

o random childhood memory...i was at work the other day and i started laughing to myself bc i remembered this lil event...in 2nd grade, i was introduced to the concept of similes...right before recess, we were told to think of a simile during our time outside and recite it to the class afterwards...i think i had jus read a book on animals or seen something on pbs because the simile i formed was "im as horny as a horned toad." lol. no im not referring to my libido...my innocent second grade mind actually meant "covered in horns." i told my best friend at the time - armen- and he just straight up told me i couldnt use my example bc it was a "bad word"...so i listened. lol thank god. i woulda had a lot of trouble 'splainin that one to me teacher...itz kinda ironic now that i think about it...who knew that when i came up with that simile in 2nd grade that id grow up to be a blunt, crude, sexually deviant, penis-centric, porn-loving, homosexual pervert?

wiLLay [ 5:40 PM ]

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