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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Beer and Geology Majors

So yesterday, I was scheduled to go to this meeting at 530 for all geology majors at Yale up at the kline geology building. They advertised free drinks and pizza (i.e. I couldn't possibly miss this event). Since i was at work from 2, i was already there when 530 rolled around, so when it was time, i figured i would just go down three flights of stairs and id have massive amounts of pizza and soda sitting in the main common area.

Sounds simple rite? Yeah.... but somehow i managed to miss the train on this one too...

around 5:30 my lab friend jennifer and i headed down the stairs, frantically sniffing for the scent of free pizza...we were riveted until we hit the first floor.... and saw that there there wuz no pizza in sight...we smelt it, but i didnt see it anywhere...i realized i had made the mistake of sprinting down the stairs without knowing exactly WHERE THE EVENT WAS BEING HELD. I mean the email said kline geology lab but i kinda skimmed over the room number n such...lol. BUT the fact is, we SMELT pizza...it had to be close...so we began rummagin around, looking in random classrooms n such...we stumbled upon this big auditorium-like room with a buncha people hangin around...just standing there chattin it up...i figured this had to be it...so we wandered in...i didnt recognize anyone in there - i figured it was bc i never really met any other geology majors...but i did notice that every1 looked slightly older than i did...prolly upperclassmen i thought...the professors looked really congenial...they smiled at us...and then one of them OFFERED ME A BEER.

"feel free to grab urselves a cold one!" he said.

me and jennifer were like "what the fuk..."

i remember wondering what the hell was going on... dont they realize i was prolly underage? faculty drinking? offering alcohol to students at a school function? i was blown away... it pretty dang kool. so i slowly slid over to the ice bin...but i didnt feel like gettin tipsy while on the clock so i just grabbed a sparkling blackberry juice drink...newman's own...pretty good stuff i think...heehee...so anyway...after loitering for a few minutes, eyes darting back n forth for pizza, we came to the conclusion that there was none there...either every1 had ate it all or it hadnt come yet...we sided with the latter seeing as how no one had plates or napkins and no one was really eating....so we decided to go...i had to go make another injection in the lab anyway....

on our way out, jennifer mentioned that she just saw a lady carrying pizza into another room SO we (naturally) decided to follow her...she led us to a really fancy sitting room and DING DING DING yippeeeeeeeeee the FREE PIZZZZZA! but the soda was this weird ass like mexican brand...it was "cola flavored drink"...i decided i was NOT gonna touch that shit. pizza and blackberry juice was good enough for me...i sat there n inhaled around 4 - 5 slices of delicious sausage pizza and listened to people chat about improvements to the geology major...i of course didnt really say anything bc for 1) i was an inexperienced sophomore who had yet to take a geology course and 2) i was too busy stuffing my face. yup. it wuz most good. MOST good. actually the pizza coulda been better...a lil dry n kinda (really) burnt on the bottom. but hey i was hungry, so i chilled...didnt spazz over it(this time.)...jus had to fill the ol tummy with chum.


oh speaking of spazz, new word --> massive spazz = mazz

someone responded to the evolution quote i left on the desk in my math 120 class....it went like this...(in atrocious handwriting)

"whats your point?
you were trained to eat with a knife and fork
are you superhuman?
I don't think so."

i quickly etched into the table this response:

"it was a quote from the daily show mocking those who didnt believe in evolution...so chill your APE TITS."

...fackin self-righteous, indignant clod.

wiLLay [ 6:36 PM ]