Fuckin'

toi. wo. me.

name nguyen will
sex it's been a while...

infatuations

yale

bartenders at south beach

sex

lots of sex

having sex

not being without sex

making love

fucking.

food

eating food

the color red

orchids

daffodils

dancing to good music

dancing like no one's looking

making faces at myself in the mirror

kites

haribo gummi bears

trolli bright crawlers

trolli peachi-o's

going to bed knowing that you could sleep in for as long as you like

hurricanes

tornadoes

storm chasing

wearing as little clothes as possible

any type of berry

family guy

simpsons

being blunt

persimmons

queer as folk

antijokes

new york city

frappachinos (the bottled kind)

tapioca drinks/bubble tea

a-pop

80s musik

trance

good dance musik

classical musik

speaking vietnamese

making fun of the northern viet accent

mtv shows (bc the people on the shows r ridiculously retarded)

saying "FAAAACK BUSH!"

sex in the city

reciting family guy quotes

screaming random sexual terms in public to watch people's reactions

people-watching

dim sum

pho

banh cuon thit cha lua

being back in houston

dancing drunkenly in gay clubs

responsibility (hah!)

realizing im still immature in some aspects

self-analyzation

being true to myself

analyzing others

emotions

the beach

watching waves on the beach

dreaming of building a glass house (or at least a house with large windows)

waking up to sunlight shining on my face

pinching asses at the club and then, when the person turns around, pretending it wasn't me

reading on the crapper

clean bathrooms

being ocd about staying germ-free

jokes so stupid that they make you laugh anyway

laughing so hard that you cry and ur stomach hurts

idle time with friends spent talking about the randomest shit

summer nights swinging at the park at 2 in the morning

eating meals with people you love

being comfortable enough with someone where you can fart and it wouldn't be awkward

buying gifts for people and seeing the looks on their faces

holding hands

playing songs on repeat

falling asleep to musik

wallowing in emotions, good or bad (bc it makes me feel alive)

being free to do whatever i want

the urban life

seeing people get what they deserve

randomness

spontaneity

spirals

circles

watching the eye of a hurricane form on satellite imagery

song lyrics that speak to me

believing in ghosts and aliens (the universe is too goddamn big for us to be alone)

melodies that make me happy just by listening to them

butterflies

the feeling you get when ur expecting something in the mail and it finally arrives!

the weather channel

wtfpeople.com

playing with fire (literally...im a pyromaniac)

playing with fire (figuratively...life's more exciting that way)

burning ants with a magnifying glass on a hot summer day

drinking a nice glass of OJ or mr pibb first thing in the morning when i wake up (trust me. its the best tasting shit ever)

not brushing my teeth until after my first meal (regardless of the time of day)

brushing in the shower

speaking my mind...but never if it hurts someone's feelings...unless they reeeeally push me.

masturbating at least once a day (it's healthy for you)

eating raw meats (the redder the better)

sushiiii!

falling head over heels for someone who falls head over heels for you

waking up next to someone you really care about

cheongsams/qipaos

ao dai's

the gamelan (indonesian instrument)

curve for men

acqua di gio

how a smell can bring back memories of certain events or people

not taking life too seriously bc its finite

realizing that the life of this planet, the life of the sun, and even the life of universe is finite

having as much fun as possible with the life I was given

not doing my homework

not doing anything that makes me feel miserable

aspiring to be a weatherman on tv

being under a severe weather watch/warning

storms

a green sky

a purple sky

hail

watching trees sway in the wind

the philosophy of the boondock saints

wearing cute outfits

flare jeans

anything pinstripe

captain planet

the sailor senshi

scary movies

comedies

romantic movies

romantic comedies

being self-sufficient

being independent

treating people to meals

building houses in the sims

clean laundry

antibacterial wipes/soaps

putting self-righteous people in their place

the(romantic)chase

hermann park

the last 4 days of summer before i got to yale

getting my prostate massaged

pleasure of any kind

satisfaction

cosmology

being a bonafide scorpio

earning someone's trust and/or respect

being vindictive

exploring someone's body with my mouth

the feeling of butterflies in your stomach

sitting in the driver's seat

my mom

Vietnamese language

Mandarin language

talking any anything and everything, no holds barred

working out

im'ing on aim

east asian history (especially China and Vietnam)

im'ing on aim

facebook

flirting with both sexes

condemning religion but not spirituality

the smell outside after it just rained

the scent of a man's flesh

getting even

having no shame

astronomy

being a tease

playing hard-to-get

rooting for the underdog

embracing my inner child

using the word 'faggot' or 'queer' for the sake of ironic humor

keeping an open mind

keeping dark secrets

never trusting someone TOO much

wishing i had a better father

the feeling of lying down on freshly cut grass

looking at the constellations

wishing i knew what the milky way looked like from another galaxy

wishing i could travel to another galaxy (andromeda first!)

having frequent dreams of aliens abducting me and me always asking them to take me to their home galaxy

the smell of gasoline

the smell of semen (HEY! fuck u. don't judge.)

looking into someone's eyes and knowing that they love you just as much as you love them

spooning

cuddling

a good set of pecs

a muscular back

a bubble butt

having a man's weight on top of me

the look on someone's face when you're making out with them and u pull back and open your eyes and see that they still have their eyes closed and their mouth still slightly open

fellatio

getting rimmed

making people uncomfortable with blatant talk of sex

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Stuffed hamburger 1, Dining hall worker 0

So my Mongolian friend Lolland (that's Rolland with an azn accent, he calls me Wirriam) gave me this stuffed hamburger cd case like 2 years ago when he went to Hong Kong. I put some important computer cds in there, like my program files, backup cds, and os system setup disks and what not. The hamburger cd case usually sits by my window sill, on a pile of cds, so itz pretty level with the window itself (i.e. a slight push can send the hamburger soaring out my third story window...hmm kinda foolish to place it there now that i think about it...)

ANYWAY...
So i come home from work today and i see my window wide open and the curtains billowing in the wind. hamburger cd case is GONE. im like o shit...hope it didnt fly out the window (trying to deny the inevitable...) and i frantically start seaching my room....i mean itz a fucking jumbo sized stuffed hamburger -- couldnt possibly be that hard to SEE IT. after 5 min of rummaging, i came to the conclusion that indeed the hamburger flew out my fucking window...it was a pretty windy day today. so i like stick my head out the window and observe that right below my window is the back door to the dining hall, the one that the workers use to get in and out of the building....look around for a while and figure that no itz not there, the workers mustve seen it and taken it in....so i decided to go down to my dining hall to "ask for my hamburger back". i get down there and heres the general exchange between me and the old lady who works the booth:

Me: "ok, what about to say may sound really weird but i think my cd case flew out my window and landed behind the dining hall...by the backdoor... (i decided it was best to leave out the hamburger part)....have u guys seen it in the back by any chance?"
Lady: "was it a GIANT HAMBURGER?" *capitalized for emphasis*
Me: "YES! do u guys still have it??"
Lady: "Yeah, its sitting back in the office. apparently, it (get this) HIT A DINING HALL WORKER ON THE HEAD. she said someone threw it at her (what a horrible horrible liar lol. how dare she).
Me: *mouth agape* OMG i am so sorry...is she ok?? i mean it was a SOFT, stuffed burger...and besides i wasnt in the room when it soared out the window...it was a total accident...im really sorry"

yadiyadiyada...more profuse apologies and i get my burger back! whooopeee!

kate and mel were sitting in the dining hall during this lil incident and kate pointed out that it was really ironic that a dining hall worker was hit by a giant burger...i laughed and agreed...i mean if i was really upset with a dining hall worker or the food they made, wouldnt i would wanna hurl A REAL BURGER at them?? hell yes. shit, i wouldnt throw a stuffed burger with my cds in it from a third story window while they were unaware. id throw it straight at them soaking in condiments from two feet away. if i wanted them to know how upset i was with the dining hall food, i dont think id ever do it clandestinely from above. (food is a sensitive topic...) shit id let em know up front, burger, ketchup, mayo AND soda in the FACE! god knows no one FACKS up my food and gets away with it....so far theyve kept me generally appeased with the food....but egad some days they push it...

wiLLay [ 11:19 PM ]

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