roight...in my efforts to postpone my chinese work a little more (wo hen xihuan xue zhongwen keshi shi ge xingqi tai duo le! ;P), ive decided that the mood is right for a little mind run. today was a particularly introspective day -- i dunno y, but after being slaughtered today in my chinese oral exam, it set off a slightly defeated, self-introspective mood that helps in progressing my development as a decent person. harhar.

in no particularly order, the shit thats run through my head and life this last half year or so that i can still remember. pardon the complete and utter lack of organization of this comin schpiel of emotions.

last friday night, i was in one of those moods again. i was looking though my gigs of old pictures from this summer and last school year. seeing all the pictures n video clips was rather bittersweet, the sweet being my awesomely closeknit bunch of off the walll friends - we got 'da crew' as well as a handful of other of beauts who for the last two years have provided me with a shoulder of reason and have entertained and offered me advice on my various gay crushes and lustful infuations- the bitter being old flames.

im very grateful to have a group of friends that through thick and thin (and shit i mean through the thickest of times...*cough* *cops* *cough* *seeing the dean n master several times* *cough* *coprocentric affairs [mary]*) will still stick together. we may have our differences and our contentious moments (juan...and u too mary. u baboon.), but our love of uninhibited and tactless behaviors (and food!) have managed to keep us cohesive and help us grow (or fester? haha) as a group. honestly, i really wouldnt have it any other way. i truly think im more myself with these people than i am with any1 else. it really is a no holds barred, anything goes, nothing is off topic kinda atmosphere - it is this atmosphere of complete n utter freedom that i enjoy the most. were all lazy fucks, we screw around A LOT, and we burn lots of time doing stupid shit, but we all know we didnt get into yale by accident. i have more admiration for these guys than they realize (and prolly more than i show) but really, hanging out with them, laughing with them, and making memories with them has given me some of the best years of my life...i dont think ive ever met people like them who share such disregard for and intolerance of inhibition - sexually, socially, emotionally, and otherwise. were like hippies, but a helluva lot sharper and prolly more perverted.

i find that with almost everyone else, i do have to keep a side of myself under wraps (usually the gratuitiously sexual side...either that or my slightly twisted sense of humor side). socially, i understand that tact needs to be inevitably exercised but really sometimes it really is stifling. the fact that u do have to be careful around people because they cant handle/tolerate/think ill of you for expressing who you are is always irritating to me, but im fully aware that i cant swim against the tide of society. until then, ill chill in this lil eddy that is the time with mah crew.

ah old flames, u really cant ever forget them can u? ill leave this part short as im not one who likes to hash or rile up bad memories. well keep it positive (KIP yall. KIP.) karlo - looking through the many pictures this last year has reinforced the fact that despite the terribly trying times weve been through, ull always have a place in my heart. The picture of us wearing our rings during xmas break I will treasure forever. u were right. people like you only come along so many times in life. u treated me like a king -- u cared for me so much and put up so gracefully with all my little quirks, (odd) demands, and sometimes irrationally asinine behavior. im sorry. i love u and i miss u.

ah mike, the first boyfriend. i have to admit ur hard to forget. i have more thoughts of u than i should after two years. i wouldnt call it time well spent. the other night, i was lying on my bed listening to love songs (i do that from time to time...i like wallowing in my romantic side ;). i hadnt thought about it in a longgggg time as i do make a conscious effort to forget all memories concerning you, but i rather out of the blue remembered my last nite in town before i headed up to yale freshman year. it was when we were sitting in my room and my mom was berating me for not packing THE NIGHT BEFORE I WAS HEADING UP TO YALE. (yeah now that i i think about it, she had good reason to yell.) u decided to go and i agreed that it was probably best. we hugged for what seemed like forever in my driveway and kissed our last kisses. and as i walked back to my house and you to your car, i could feel the cascade of emotions well up. by the time i got up to my room, i laid on my bed and cried harder than i had ever cried in my life. i really cant describe why. you were a lot of my firsts, and i was so angry that you were so unfairly being taken away from me. so i called you 5 minutes after you left, sobbing my heart out because i couldnt bear the fact that u were leaving me. and what u did next still stays with me to this day...


you cried for me too.


i waited 18 years of my life for you...
alas, uve already closed the door and driven off...but im still here trying to say my goodbyes...im a tragic figure indeed...

*SIGH* damn...i really am not this wishy-washy all the time. haha, but i suppose i have my moments...ah this mysterious thing called love...surely it is more than just a series of chemical reactions in the brain. This emotion...its something im still grappling with...to love myself, to love others. That's the goal in life. Anything else just isn't worth living for. its cliche but i think it resonates truer than anything else in this life.

roight, time for the more awesomely kickass things in me loife. it is a good life indeed and these past few months have reminded me over and over again how lucky i have it.

Three words have defined my life these past several months: NEW YORK CITY!! Fuck yes...During my 10 weeks here at yale studying chinese, the best memories have revolved around this amazing city with mah crew. It really is the center of the world and we made it the center of debauchery.

MTVVVVVV bitches. Highlight of the summer was, hands down, going down to NYC and auditioning to become a news anchor/correspondent for MTV news. Roight--heres how that shit went down.

This was like 4 - 5 weeks ago, some random late night (I don't remember which), I was watching this show on mtv, fresh meat, that road rules / real world challenge show where all those old castmates compete n shit....so anyway, I saw this reeeally hot gay guy on the show so I was like fuck I have to look him up. Haha what can I say, im a sucker for a stud. While I was on the mtv website I started randomly browsing and I stumbled across this page advertising cast calls, one of them being for mtv news. I figured what the hey. Ill give it a shot, don't have anything to lose. All they asked for was a picture and a writing sample so I couldn't complain that it was too much work. I had both bases covered (and frankly if they asked for more, I prolly wouldn't have applied.) haha. Lazy indeed. I sent it in with this quirky email which I tried to use to exhibit my personality a bit. Throw in a lil coothness, a lil silliness, a joke here n there, told them they needed more (gay) asian men on the network. Tried to jazz it up a lil bit for mtv. Show them I wasn't a complete nerd. The subject line to the email was something like "THAT JOB AS MTV NEWS CORRESPONDENT IS MINE." I wanted to get their attention. ;]

I didn't think I'd get a response honestly, I figured id try but I heard it was notoriously hard to get into anything mtv from some of my friends who have applied for the real world. So like a week later, I get this random email from this rep in mtv casting who was like "hey, where are you currently?" and "do u have a resume?" I WAS COMPLETELY FLOORED and I have to say, it was a sense of accomplishment that I hadn't felt in a longgg time, granted it was a rather "easy" accomplishment in that I didn't really do much. Hah. Well I suppose I had to work on my writing skills all my life and they liked my sample so accomplishment there...? Right? RIGHT?! Anyway, I was stoked that they even responded to my entry and I promptly responded, telling them I was at yale and that I was a mere hour long train ride away from where they were. As for the resume, I told them that I wouldn't hesitate to make one for them if needed.

After a week of no response, I assumed they had gotten a ton of other entries and figured they had forgotten about me. A bit disheartening but I was proud to have even gotten communicae from mtv, that huge corporate monster that it is. So about a week later, I had jus come home from the gym and lo n behold, ANOTHER email from mtv. This shit was getting ridiculous. I didn't see it comin but apparently, for some reason I have yet to fathom, mtv wanted me to come down to their studios in times square the next week and audition for them. At this point, I was past holy shit. Everything about this experience was absolutely riveting. it was such an unrivaled opportunity and i loved it. It was an amazing feeling and one which im lucky to say I got to share with a lot of loved ones -- friends, siblings, and even my mom! (who rather predictably as an asian mother wasn't so riveted about mtv and instead chose to lecture me on not dropping out of school. I wuv her. ;)

So I spent the next week working on my resume (in actuality, I didn't start working on it till two days before I had to head down to nyc...even for this, I cant help but procrastinate...I dunno wtf is wrong with me)...after a long night and a half, as well as a critique session as ucs, I had a go on my resume, went n bought nice resume paper (I didn't even know there was such a thing), and proceeded to make a nice lil package to give to mtv. It was real cute...nice n classy. Teehee.

The thing I was most apprehensive about though was the fact that their like 3 sentence emails didn't give me a clue as to what to expect. I was frantically searching the internet for keywords like "mtv news audition" and "audition tips" but honestly, I didn't find shit and nothing was really all that helpful. I even went onto youtube and looked up videos of suchin pak jus to see what kind of stuff they wanted. Didn't really help...I ended up goin down to nyc with the jitteriest of nerves. O man u shoulda seen me in Chinese class a couple of hours before I was about to head down. I was spazzin OUT, a little unhinged if i do say so mahself. I was like pissed off about my hair bc it was too damn long to style (I jus wore a cap and then when I got to mtv, took it off so I got this cute flattened shaggy hair look...it turned out pretty well) and I wasn't too sure about my outfit. For some reason, they said I shouldn't wear white, and the outfit I had planned out DID have white so I had to make a substitute, and well I liked the look but it coulda been better. I went with my nice, tight boot cut/flare dark jeans, with a light blue button down collar shirt under a black tight spandex shirt, and sneakers. Figure I go for the classy prep with an edge look. After all, they say with tv, appearance is everything.

Then on top of worries about visuals, we had the fact that I, in the last week I had until my auditions, failed to prepare for jackness. I figured id wing it...every1 tol me to be myself in my audition and I figured this was the best way to do it. The only prep session I planned (outside of staring into a mirror and uttering things like "this is will nguyen and im your new mtv news correspondent" with the cheesiest of dimpled smiles and a bewildered look here and there, eyes darting back n forth) was supposed to be during the train ride to the city. Instead, I ended up falling asleep. (Ah sleep, u really will be the end of me.) I was planning on taking a spiral out and giving myself a pump up session where id write motivational things about myself, what I was proud of, what I loved about myself, my strengths, my shortcomings...anything that would help me be in full realization of myself. I wanted to come across as someone who knew himself well, who had confidence in his words. needless to say, it didn't materialize as I had planned and I ended up soothing myself with words as I walked from grand central to the studios in the middle of times square. Luckily, the sleep had calmed down my nerves quite a bit and for some reason, I became quite content. I had gotten this far, I was in nyc preparing to audition, and I couldn't be prouder. i figured even if I bombed this audition, I had accomplished something very few people in this country could say they did, and that was enough to save me from the brute force that could be rejection.

O and it also helped that I was being a little superstitious. Im normally not very into that shit (its all in the mind I say) but dammit I was hanging on any bit of hope that I could get my hands on. During the 2 weeks between my first email from mtv and the audition, I had ladybugs repeatedly fly into my room and land somewhere near me. Once right before the first email, once right before the second email, and then a day or two before the audition, a third ladybug flew in. I was convinced it was a sign! I would indeed succeed in life! Haha. I doublechecked online that indeed ladybugs were usually a sign of good luck so I went down to the city knowing that I had the (imagined) blessings of good luck from the animal kingdom. It helped a bit. ;D

Roight imma stop here for now seeing as how ive been typing for da last three hours. (but dammit i could type for pages on end! i havent even scratched the surface of this summer...more tried and true tales of ridiculousness, especially with "da crew" to come.) No worries yall. Willy ai ni!

awww skeez skeez skeez mothafuckaaaa IIIIIIIID ~ ~ ~ . i love it. i love it.

wiLLay [ 9:42 PM ] | 3 comments

Sunday, April 09, 2006

When two high school perverts get together:

SuperPaigey: what up negro
v Ie T G u Y1028: yo yo yo
v Ie T G u Y1028: jus woke up [itz 4 pm]
v Ie T G u Y1028: thats what
SuperPaigey: LOL
SuperPaigey: nice
SuperPaigey: whats new pussy face?
v Ie T G u Y1028: i had a dream that i was a janitor at this kfc or fried chicken joint
v Ie T G u Y1028: and i had jus finished laboring over scrubbing the toilet clean
SuperPaigey: lol!!!
v Ie T G u Y1028: so i took a break with my friend
SuperPaigey: yeah
v Ie T G u Y1028: and we chatted
v Ie T G u Y1028: and stood inside the restaurant
v Ie T G u Y1028: and for some reason
v Ie T G u Y1028: theres a clear panel window like structure
v Ie T G u Y1028: in the bathroom
SuperPaigey: yeah
v Ie T G u Y1028: behind the toilet
v Ie T G u Y1028: so u could see who goes in and out
SuperPaigey: yeah
v Ie T G u Y1028: and so im sittin there chatting
v Ie T G u Y1028: bitching about how i hate cleaning bathrooms
v Ie T G u Y1028: and how im gonna go home soon
v Ie T G u Y1028: cuz the next worker jus came in
v Ie T G u Y1028: when this white woman rushes into the restroom
v Ie T G u Y1028: we watch her as she quickly drops her panties
SuperPaigey: LOL okay.
v Ie T G u Y1028: and as soon as she sits on the perfectly white t oilet
v Ie T G u Y1028: brown diahretic SHIT splatters EVERYWHERE
SuperPaigey: lmO
SuperPaigey: lmao
SuperPaigey: omg
SuperPaigey: william
v Ie T G u Y1028: WASTING MY TWO HOURS OF LABOR
v Ie T G u Y1028: hahaha
SuperPaigey: thats fucking disgusting
v Ie T G u Y1028: my jaw jus DROPS
v Ie T G u Y1028: and i remember specks of it all over the toilet seat where her legs werent
v Ie T G u Y1028: all over the inside of the bowl
SuperPaigey: omg
SuperPaigey: thats so gross
v Ie T G u Y1028: and then i woke up
v Ie T G u Y1028: HAHAHAHA
SuperPaigey: lmao
SuperPaigey: so freakin gross/random
SuperPaigey: only you
v Ie T G u Y1028: hahaha i know
v Ie T G u Y1028: i was like wtf
v Ie T G u Y1028: it was such a comedic scene though
SuperPaigey: lol
SuperPaigey: thats so funny
v Ie T G u Y1028: indeed
v Ie T G u Y1028: i had some hilarious dreams
v Ie T G u Y1028: and i think this stems from the fact that my friend me last nite she was into scat
SuperPaigey: your life seems pretty entertaining
SuperPaigey: no way
v Ie T G u Y1028: and when i asked her if she was serious
SuperPaigey: nuh uh
v Ie T G u Y1028: she was like a little
v Ie T G u Y1028: hahahahaha
SuperPaigey: EWWW
SuperPaigey: thats freakin disgusting
v Ie T G u Y1028: i KNOW
v Ie T G u Y1028: lol
SuperPaigey: thats not hot
v Ie T G u Y1028: no it isnt
v Ie T G u Y1028: and shes a rotund black girl [Mary Daniel]
v Ie T G u Y1028: hahaha
SuperPaigey: oh no
v Ie T G u Y1028: but shes hilarious as fuck
v Ie T G u Y1028: ok so not rotund
SuperPaigey: freakin gross
SuperPaigey: hahahaha
SuperPaigey: lol
v Ie T G u Y1028: shes an average weight
SuperPaigey: oh
SuperPaigey: it woulda been funnier if she was fat
SuperPaigey: not gonna lie
v Ie T G u Y1028: lol
v Ie T G u Y1028: yeah
SuperPaigey: omg i got my vagina waxed
SuperPaigey: completely
SuperPaigey: by this scary old lady
SuperPaigey: just thought you would like to know
v Ie T G u Y1028: LOL
v Ie T G u Y1028: brazilian eh?
v Ie T G u Y1028: hows it feel
SuperPaigey: hahahah YES
v Ie T G u Y1028: fresh?
SuperPaigey: well its amazing now
v Ie T G u Y1028: labialicious?
SuperPaigey: but at the time
SuperPaigey: exactly
SuperPaigey: i was curious, the boyfriend likes, its a work of art
SuperPaigey: so i think im going to continue doing it
v Ie T G u Y1028: lol
v Ie T G u Y1028: nice
v Ie T G u Y1028: he likes teen pink huh
SuperPaigey: lol WHAT?
v Ie T G u Y1028: he likes that pinkness
v Ie T G u Y1028: u know without the hair
v Ie T G u Y1028: haha
SuperPaigey: hahahahaha yeah
SuperPaigey: hahahahahaha soo graphic
SuperPaigey: hahahahahah im laughing
v Ie T G u Y1028: haha i cant believe uve never heard of that term
SuperPaigey: im sure i have
SuperPaigey: there were a couple moments where i coulda sworn the scary old lady was gonna go down on me
SuperPaigey: i wanted to cry
v Ie T G u Y1028: LOL
SuperPaigey: I KNOW
v Ie T G u Y1028: hahahaha felt a tongue flicker here n there
v Ie T G u Y1028: haha
SuperPaigey: LOLOLOLOL
SuperPaigey: so gross
SuperPaigey: okay im going to read a book
v Ie T G u Y1028: lol
SuperPaigey: ttyl fool
v Ie T G u Y1028: this convo is going in my blog
v Ie T G u Y1028: u realize this
v Ie T G u Y1028: hahahaha
SuperPaigey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Monday, March 27, 2006

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

HOLY FUCKIN CRAP.

So my suitemate Teddy just told me he heard someone playing A-Ha's "Take On Me (Bodacious Mix)" reeeeally loudly outside a LDub window!!!!!!!!!!! Presumably it was for a party...and some kinda fuckin party I would imagine! Hahaaaaa -- fuck that song is like my favorite song of all time....just listening to it totally makes me cream my pants...no joke.

Memorable quotes from a late night pit stop at Ivy tonight:

on a certain treacherous fellow:
me: "u know he's so two-faced."
mary: "yeah, and BOTH faces are ugly."

on Juan's upcoming b-day party:
mary: "We'd better have DUH on speed dial."

on abortion and bush:
me: u know mary, they should put u on a pro-choice button...u know to show people what they could possibly prevent.
mary: bush is the poster child for prochoice; there are posters out there with his face saying that barbara bush shouldve gotten an abortion.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006

TALKING TO A MESICAN ABOUT A CRAZY ASS MESICAN.

v Ie T G u Y1028: OMFG
v Ie T G u Y1028: I MEANT TO TELL U
XeroEeva: what?
XeroEeva: ..
v Ie T G u Y1028: THIS AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GO TO BED
v Ie T G u Y1028: THIS CRAZY MESICAN GUY KEPT CALLING MY PHONE ASKING ME WHO IT WAS
XeroEeva: LOL
XeroEeva: haha
v Ie T G u Y1028: CUZ APPARENTLY SOMEONE FROM MY NUMBER
XeroEeva: didn't that happen before?
v Ie T G u Y1028: IS SENDING HIS WIFE TEXTS AND CALLING HER
XeroEeva: WHAT
v Ie T G u Y1028: HER NAME IS ROSA APPARENTLY
XeroEeva: with your number?
XeroEeva: how is that possible?
XeroEeva: hahaha
v Ie T G u Y1028: HE KEPT TELLING ME THAT I WAS SPLITTING HIS FAMILY UP
XeroEeva: omggg
XeroEeva: HAHAHAHA
v Ie T G u Y1028: AND THAT HED "GET ME"
XeroEeva: OMG
v Ie T G u Y1028: THAT ID BETTER WATCH MY BACK
XeroEeva: omg
XeroEeva: it's gotta be a prank
v Ie T G u Y1028: I WAS KINDA SCARED
XeroEeva: no way
XeroEeva: lol
v Ie T G u Y1028: NO THIS GUY WAS DEAD SERIOUS
XeroEeva: ..
Ie T G u Y1028: HE WAS SOOO PISSED TOO
XeroEeva: who is using your number?!
v Ie T G u Y1028: AND I KEPT SAYING I HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
vIe T G u Y1028: I KNOW!
v Ie T G u Y1028: I DONT KNOW!
XeroEeva: that's so creepy!
XeroEeva: call your service provider
v Ie T G u Y1028: HE WAS SOOO ANGRY!
XeroEeva: and be like.. yo bitches this aint coo
v Ie T G u Y1028: i told hiom i was a gay college student
XeroEeva: LOL
XeroEeva: HAHAA
v Ie T G u Y1028: but he didnt sound like he believed me
v Ie T G u Y1028: lol
XeroEeva: did that work?
XeroEeva: haha
v Ie T G u Y1028: he was like "uh huh
XeroEeva: opmgg
v Ie T G u Y1028: no it didnt work
XeroEeva: that's soooo funny
XeroEeva: where is he from?
XeroEeva: texas?
XeroEeva: or... new haven!?
XeroEeva: haha
v Ie T G u Y1028: houston
v Ie T G u Y1028: so thank god im here
v Ie T G u Y1028: but still
v Ie T G u Y1028: eesh creepy as hell
v Ie T G u Y1028: i mean i was laughing at the time bc it was so ridiculous
XeroEeva: haha
XeroEeva: yeah it is
XeroEeva: wow
v Ie T G u Y1028: and i tol them some people have machines that can disguise their numbers using other numbers
v Ie T G u Y1028: and he called "bullshit"
v Ie T G u Y1028: lol
v Ie T G u Y1028: but itz so tru!
Ie T G u Y1028: he did call me like 7 times though
v Ie T G u Y1028: first 3 times i didnt pick up
v Ie T G u Y1028: then i picked up and talked to him the rest of the time
v Ie T G u Y1028: he was um crazy
XeroEeva: o.O
XeroEeva: what are you doing this summer
XeroEeva: dont' go back homee
XeroEeva: lol


***OOOO BTW, COMMENTS WORK AGAIN! (for those 2 people who read my blog....hey willy cares about ya! ^_~). Mad props to a one Joanna Won for redesigning my page n makin it look all purrty. I WUV OOOO JOOOO! Can't wait to hit SoBe with you again!

wiLLay [ 9:18 PM ] | 1 comments

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

VIET POP FUCKS ME O SO GOOD.

OMGUHhh -- this viet musik video (ab0ve) has become my new obsessive song. itz so damn catchy. modern viet pop is movin on up....haha. the dichotomy of good girl / bad girl is adorable and bao han and nhu loan are o so fuckable. check out the main guy in leather -- hes so hot but his hips r a bit SWISHY if u know what i mean....ill work him over yet., ^_~

this one (bel0w) is awesome too... more traditional and o so purrrrty. me rikey a rot. loan chau in pink = ridick gorgeous.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Getting my prostate massaged and me.

BEST. ORGASM. EVER.

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

christian freakout bitch on trading spouses...best shit ever.

(i know this shit's relatively old but i saw a repost of it on a website and i couldnt stop laughing, so here she is in her full glory)




*"She's not a christiaaaahhhhhhnn-aaahh!"
"She's tamperin' in dark-sided stuff!" ("She's tamperin' in dork-sided stuff"!)
"The entire house... is dark-sided!" (Referring to Jeanne's House)
"She is darksided too-aaahhh!"
"I want no money. I want nothing. I want my God and I want my family..."
"Gargoyles! Psychics!" ("Gorgyles! Slykicks!")
"Everything's ungodly! Dark-sided!"
"I'm a God warrior!"
"Get the hell out of my house!! In Jesus' name I pray!" (Yelled at Fox camera crew)
"...Because I was leavin', I was leavin', I took the ear sets off and said fry--FLY me home."
"We had a party, a Solstice party!?" (Pronounced SOLSTICE without the s at the end making it "SOLSTICK")
"Yes, because it's only about the moon and thae gods and the this, and the that!"
(Daughter Speaking) "Jeanie was not like that" (Marguerite) "HER NAME IS JADE, I went to her station, I went to her station"
"Her kids don't go to church or believe in God!"
"You did come to ma' mind"
Marguerite: Tarot cards and astrology, and witch books, and, and..."
Daughter: "We had none of that here"
Marguerite: "...you know why? 'Cause I'm the warrior: I ask ALL the questions."
"Take ya' money, take whatever ya' got and get out of my house, in jesus name...IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!"
"I speak that into existence, every one of them. I've planted that seed and I will see the harvest!"
"Every dark-sided person get out of my house. If you believe in Jesus you can stay here. Don't... stay in my house, if you're dark-sided."
"I rebuke it in the name of the Lord!"
"I'm the one that's the warrior. Why can't you be the warrior?"
(Makes hand motions forming a star and being sarcastic) "Then they had this, this wonderful star thing, okay?"
"And theres BUDDAH and the BUDDAH FLAG!"
"I was thrown in the pits, THROWN IN THE PITS!"
" Your couldn't even walk up the front door without the Buddah flag..."
"Mother of God, I felt dark."

wiLLay [ 2:55 AM ] | 0 comments

Friday, February 03, 2006

FUCKKK ME RUNNING.

God. I'm trying so hard. I'm so exhausted all the time. My sleep schedule is ALL fucked up. Between 3 classes everyday, work 3 - 5 hours everyday, ungodly amounts of problem sets and homework due every week, and a few EC activities on the side, I'm fading faster than a fat man on a treadmill....Just want to get away from it all sometimes. Feel like I don't have enough time for myself anymore... And this shit just keeps on coming. Can feel myself slowly burning out....but I can't give up...can't do that to myself...gotta get a grip...gotta help myself up...gotta stand on my own two feet...gotta prove myself to...myself.

wiLLay [ 3:15 PM ] | 0 comments

For some reason, this phrase makes me quite happy:

LIQUID SUNSHINE.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Mmm TAKE IT ALL BITCH. TAKE IT ALL.

wiLLay [ 5:24 AM ] | 2 comments

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Random quotes n shit from winter break.

This 40 year old man hitting on me at South Beach (a gay club):
Guy: (noticing that i was wearing a wristband that indicates im under 21) How far under 21 are you?
Me: (jokingly) I'm FIFTEEN!
Guy: (in this seductive voice) Just the way i like em....

Me driving and karlo (who stayed with me for xmas break) making an observation:
"Hey look at that whale on a motorcycle next to us!"
We both proceeded to laugh our asses off bc the motorcycle looked like it was being swallowed up by this man's ASS. the size comparison was ridiculous. OMFG we whipped out my camera and karlo even took a pix - it was fucking priceless. but then my lil brother had to fuck with the camera and DELETED THE PIX. needless to say, i was upset for the rest of the day.

Karlo and I went to one of my friend's houses to chill one nite. We had a few drinks, pigged out, played drunken noisy trivial pursuit. Karlo on a bunch of prude Asians playing strip spoon: "The game ends when the sweaters come off."

my (ridiculously fuckin smart) 4-year old neice on my silly antics while playing with her:
me: (pretending to trip and fall dramatically onto this beanbag chair while making as much noise as possible. then pretending to be dead) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O NOOOOO." *PLOP*
jadelynn: (in the most condescending tone a 4 year old can pull). "YEE (my viet name). YEEE! its ONLY a bean bag..."
with my face planted deeply in a bean bag chair, i realize ive just been told off by a 4 year old. how embarassing.

another funny memory. my neice was opening up gifts and she received this build-a-bear stuffed animal that she already had. the look on her face though was priceless. it was a genuine mix of disgust and "what the FUCK is this BULLSHIT."

more random pix n shit to come when i load em up.

wiLLay [ 1:27 AM ] | 1 comments

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Number of people that have walked in on me having sex in the last month:

THREE.

My friend.
My roommate.
My sister.

wiLLay [ 5:50 PM ] | 2 comments

Sunday, November 06, 2005

The trouble with selling shit on craigslist

so i listed my 20 gb ipod on craigslist to sell in order to get money towards buying a new video ipod (for porn - naturally). the thing with craigslist is it's full of scammers trying to get products or payment from u without ever fulfilling their end of the bargain. i happen to be lucky and stumble upon one of these assholes. heres how our email conversation went:

HIM:
Quoting chad boyer <chad_boyer@akron.usa.com>:
Good day seller,'
How was business? well i saw your item displayed on theadvert list {craigslist} and am interested in buying it but i wouldlike to know if the item is still available. i have seen the conditionof the item and am really intersted in it. so get back to me asap toproceed with the payment........Regards,

ME:
hi,
yes the item is still available. would you like to purchase it? if so, where would u like to meet?

HIM:
Thanks for your mail,i will be sending the payment in western union money order through bidpay online,and after payment went through you will have to receive a confirmation mail from bidpay about the payment sent, once i receive the confirmation mail here too, i will like to offer you a fedex pre-paid shipping slip which i have registered with fedex courier service and note that upon the slip pasted there is no shipping cost for you, and i will want to know how much you will sell the item. Waiting for your quick response, and hope to have some other business with you in nearest future.thanking you in anticipation, if it is ok by you get back to me on time, and send me your full informationname and address so i can continue with the transaction okay. Hope to hear from you soon..Thanks,


ME:
whats your name again? why is your english so bad?

HIM:
Hello are you ready to sell your item to me or you are abuse me,pls if you are ready to transact with me kindly give me your full info name and address to i will forwards it to my banks know as bidpay western union money order. for your payment abd as soon they confirmu your payment bidpay will send the payment confirmation to you that your payment as been approved. thankschad.

ME:
dear sir or madam,
[i inserted this information straight from a page warning people about scams on craigslist]

Recognizing scams
Most scams meet involve one or more of the following:long-distance buyer or seller, offer includes a cashier's check, postal money order, Western Union, or escrowservice (BidPay, Squaretrade, etc.), and refusal to meet face-to-face.

sincerely,
fuck u.

p.s. learn better english before u pull scams on people who can fully speak english.

wiLLay [ 2:06 AM ] | 1 comments

Sunday, October 30, 2005

James Choe thinks I wear girls' panties.

So Saturday nite, I went down to toss my last load of laundry from the washer to the dryer. I ran into James down there and we exchanged a few words about what our Saturday nite plans were. As I was talking, i was moving my clothes from the washer to the dryer. We were havin a merry ol time chattin when all of a sudden, from the bottom of my armful of wet clothes, drops A PAIR OF PINK GIRLS' PANTIES. I was disgusted (by the fact that some girl's dirty period/pubic hair soaked panties had been washed with my clothes) and James was flabbergasted, eyes darting nervously back n forth, because HE (im pretty sure) THOUGHT THEY WERE MINE. While I am indeed a homosexual and do occasionally wear girl's khakis (bc they flare and they give me a nice round ass), I DO NOT, i reemphasize DO NOT, wear girl's panties. lol. I am NOT THAT gay. end of story. The pink panties I assume are still lying on the dport laundry room floor.

wiLLay [ 7:55 PM ] | 0 comments

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Beer and Geology Majors

So yesterday, I was scheduled to go to this meeting at 530 for all geology majors at Yale up at the kline geology building. They advertised free drinks and pizza (i.e. I couldn't possibly miss this event). Since i was at work from 2, i was already there when 530 rolled around, so when it was time, i figured i would just go down three flights of stairs and id have massive amounts of pizza and soda sitting in the main common area.

Sounds simple rite? Yeah.... but somehow i managed to miss the train on this one too...

around 5:30 my lab friend jennifer and i headed down the stairs, frantically sniffing for the scent of free pizza...we were riveted until we hit the first floor.... and saw that there there wuz no pizza in sight...we smelt it, but i didnt see it anywhere...i realized i had made the mistake of sprinting down the stairs without knowing exactly WHERE THE EVENT WAS BEING HELD. I mean the email said kline geology lab but i kinda skimmed over the room number n such...lol. BUT the fact is, we SMELT pizza...it had to be close...so we began rummagin around, looking in random classrooms n such...we stumbled upon this big auditorium-like room with a buncha people hangin around...just standing there chattin it up...i figured this had to be it...so we wandered in...i didnt recognize anyone in there - i figured it was bc i never really met any other geology majors...but i did notice that every1 looked slightly older than i did...prolly upperclassmen i thought...the professors looked really congenial...they smiled at us...and then one of them OFFERED ME A BEER.

"feel free to grab urselves a cold one!" he said.

me and jennifer were like "what the fuk..."

i remember wondering what the hell was going on... dont they realize i was prolly underage? faculty drinking? offering alcohol to students at a school function? i was blown away... it pretty dang kool. so i slowly slid over to the ice bin...but i didnt feel like gettin tipsy while on the clock so i just grabbed a sparkling blackberry juice drink...newman's own...pretty good stuff i think...heehee...so anyway...after loitering for a few minutes, eyes darting back n forth for pizza, we came to the conclusion that there was none there...either every1 had ate it all or it hadnt come yet...we sided with the latter seeing as how no one had plates or napkins and no one was really eating....so we decided to go...i had to go make another injection in the lab anyway....

on our way out, jennifer mentioned that she just saw a lady carrying pizza into another room SO we (naturally) decided to follow her...she led us to a really fancy sitting room and DING DING DING yippeeeeeeeeee the FREE PIZZZZZA! but the soda was this weird ass like mexican brand...it was "cola flavored drink"...i decided i was NOT gonna touch that shit. pizza and blackberry juice was good enough for me...i sat there n inhaled around 4 - 5 slices of delicious sausage pizza and listened to people chat about improvements to the geology major...i of course didnt really say anything bc for 1) i was an inexperienced sophomore who had yet to take a geology course and 2) i was too busy stuffing my face. yup. it wuz most good. MOST good. actually the pizza coulda been better...a lil dry n kinda (really) burnt on the bottom. but hey i was hungry, so i chilled...didnt spazz over it(this time.)...jus had to fill the ol tummy with chum.


oh speaking of spazz, new word --> massive spazz = mazz

someone responded to the evolution quote i left on the desk in my math 120 class....it went like this...(in atrocious handwriting)

"whats your point?
you were trained to eat with a knife and fork
are you superhuman?
I don't think so."

i quickly etched into the table this response:

"it was a quote from the daily show mocking those who didnt believe in evolution...so chill your APE TITS."

...fackin self-righteous, indignant clod.

wiLLay [ 6:36 PM ] | 0 comments